19
Nov
07

Interview with a Vampireress

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Mortal: What do you want to become?
Shyakama: I don’t have a clue yet… I always thought I wanted to be a journalist

Mortal: What will you write about?
Shyakama: That’s the thing I’m confused about… I know I write better fiction than facts.

Mortal: So do u want to be a writer?
Shyakama: I’ve always wanted to be a psychologist…
Maybe that’s what I’ll end up doing in the end

Mortal: Why are u like this?
Shyakama: Its not that bad

Mortal: Do u mind if I ask you stupid questions?
Shyakama: No I don’t mind

Mortal: Which is you favourite food?
Shyakama: Anything with chicken in it I suppose

Mortal: Specifics please.
Shyakama: Lasagne I suppose

Mortal: When do u plan to get married?
Shyakama: Once I’ve turned 21 I suppose. Once I get my degree
and a job

Mortal: Which is your favourite movie to date?
Shyakama: Forrest Gump

Mortal: Whom would you like to kill – if you had the chance and why?
Shyakama: My cousin, long story

Mortal: How would you like to die?
Shyakama: Wrist cut… But ive learnt it doesn’t work…

Mortal: What is the craziest thing you would like to do?
Shyakama: Bungee jumping

Mortal: Do you have a secret life, no one knows of?
Shyakama: I used to… its not secret anymore

Mortal: What is your view on aids?
Shyakama: Use condoms or don’t have sex……….

Mortal: What is your opinion on Mercy killing?
Shyakama: If the person has written in his will that he’s not against it… I would go ahead with it.
But again I wud say go with your intuition. Miracles do happen at times

Mortal: Do you believe in God? Why?
Shyakama: Yes, cos I’ve felt his presence

Mortal: Considering what you are, do you think you will go to heaven or hell?
Shyakama: There is no such thing as heaven or hell. And even if there is, I’m going to heaven

Mortal: How many people have you harmed until today?
Shyakama: Two…Three

Mortal: Do you like the colour red?
Shyakama: Not really

Mortal: If you had to choose between giving life and taking life, what would you choose?
Shyakama: Taking. Population control

Mortal: If you believe in rebirth and I think you do, would you like to be reborn as a vampire or an angel?
Shyakama: Angel

Mortal: But what do you relate more to, angels or demons?
Shyakama: Demons, I guess

Mortal: Would you like to kill me and drink my blood?
Shyakama: Both

Mortal: I’m not surprised! Any advice for your fans?
Shyakama: None.

Mortal: Do you think you’ll live forever?
Shyakama: Yes

(Mortal: Thank you and please don’t kill me. I have a family

Shyakama: HA, HA, HA, HA, HA )

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5 Responses to “Interview with a Vampireress”


  1. November 20, 2007 at 12:24 am

    Goodness me! (sorry if im abusing these words)
    That was so cool..lol where did that come from…
    Int with a Vampire? Really?

    Haha.. great ending and great read!!
    <3

  2. November 20, 2007 at 4:45 am

    lol.. bunny… it sounds hilarious when i read it like this… tho i was serious… by the way its not HA, HA, HA, HA, HA… its muuhahahaa… :D

    whrs the pint of blood u promised me btw?

  3. November 20, 2007 at 1:11 pm

    Ria, as you can see it was just this prank me and shimmer were playing around with. Ya, i guess she is a vampire, or wants to be one atleast. :-)
    Thank you.

    Shimmer,
    Don’t get excited. I’m still recuperating from your ambush :-)
    You just keep hoping for the blood.
    Does garlic work on your kind too?

  4. November 21, 2007 at 6:01 am

    Garlic breath definitely works… tho i shudnt be tellin u this…

    I WANT MY PINT OF BLOOD!!!

  5. November 21, 2007 at 1:41 pm

    I am sorry but i don’t donate blood – don’t particularly like needles either :-)

    If u want it come and get it – you CAN TRY

    i MUST WARN YOU

    i have superpowers


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