full name: laishram vimal samuel singh

age: 24

date of birth: 3rd september 1983

marital status: single

mental status: unstable

gender: scamp

PERSONAL FEATURES

height: around 6 foot

weight: 70.2 kg (on one leg)

bust : 37.014

waist : 33

hips : 35

butt: 45.6

skin tone: smooth

skin colour: creamy chocolate

hair tone: silky

hair colour: rich black

eye colour: black/ blue/ green

lip colour: luscious pink

QUALIFICATIONS

doctorate in asininity

3 and a half years of pointless jobs

AMBITIONS

create a cure for dust allergy

colonize antartica

find the loch ness monster

instigate holocaust.

MOTTO FOR LIFE

Take or be taken.